By Mark

1. I saw a bachelor get fucked in the ass by a stripper.

2. There was a guy with a strap-on dildo on his head fucking a girl.

3. I've only seen it once, but the bachelor and best man both had hard-ons. They were brothers and double-teamed the stripper - and they both had hooked cocks.

4. I saw a bachelor shit in his pants. He actually shit and pissed himself. Wow.

5. I once stuck my head into the party to see how it was going. The guys were nerds and so lame. They were all zeroes, just sitting there, and the two strippers they hired were just sitting there. So I fucked them both. The best part was they paid for me to get laid because they were so lame. I put on the show!

6. Once I went downstairs to check up on the bachelor party, and the stripper was my roommate's girlfriend. She didn't know that I owned the bar, and he and I didn't know she was a stripper. The look on our faces must have been good! She tried to talk her way out of it.